According to that 1984 Commercial “the most awesome powerful responsibility in the world lies in the hand that picks up this phone.” Apparently Batman answers those vote calls for American Idol. Now you too can have the awesome responsibility of answering a phone with a blinking red light, on the Commissioner Gordon Approved AbleComm Batphone.

The white house should buy one of these and keep it real 1961 style. I’m sure they have some 100 in plasma cisco teleprompter communicator 9000 or something, but seriously, how awesome is this phone? I feel important just looking at it.