A few years back there was a lot of hype about an invention that was going to “change the way we design cities”. We all squirmed with anticipation knowing the world would never be the same, only to find out that this earth shattering breakthrough was the Segway… a scooter. Well, I have been waiting patiently for a life changing discovery like cold fusion, until I stumbled upon Sasha Pure’s Toast Messenger:
You message is toasted into the Toast. I am glad I passed on that Google IPO and saved my money. I am going to invest in Wonderbread! 69 cents a loaf, that’s cheaper than post it notes! Suck it 3M… NOTES ON TOAST!
(for those of you who picked up on my subtle sarcasm, I just want to be clear, as useless as this product is, I still think it’s awesome)