When you live in a bad neighborhood like I do, it’s completely natural to develop a certain sense of… delusionary schizophrenia with advanced narcissistic rage. That combined with my passion for cool stuff has made the Magpul FMG-9 the #1 on my wish list.
Basically, it is a simple flashlight, until you are threatened by an unsavory character. Flip a switch and it turns into a machine gun . Plus, you can remove the handle and light to size it down to a box that measures about 9" x 5" x 1". Slide it into your back pocket, put in in your lunch box, really, it can go anywhere. It’s like "My Buddy" for us paranoid folks compulsively obsessed with self-defense.
Unfortunately for me and paranoid dog walkers alike, this sly transformer is still only a concept and there is no word about whether it will ever be available to the consumers who so desperately need it. [via]
Feed your paranoia! If you have to carry one of these, you’re hanging out with the wrong people.
Yeah, or maybe you’re afraid of the right people. Nothing wrong with personal protection.