Cruisin in the Armored Badonkadonk

If you’re a crazy survivalist looking for a secure way to get groceries back to your compound or your a Jawa looking for a fuel efficient ride for transporting your droids then you should check out the JL421 Badonkadonk from NAO Design ("Donk" for short). 

The "Donk" sports all the amenities you would expect from a "armored land cruiser/recreational tank"…

• Wall to wall carpeting
• one-way armored windows
• Accent Lighting
• 1000 Watt Stereo System
• pyrotechnic rocket pods
• 6hp engine

With a top speed of 40 mph soccer moms should allow themselves a few extra minutes to get the little ones to practice, but rest assured that the "Donk" will keep you safe from Tusken Raiders.  By the way you can pick one of these up for a cool $20K at Amazon.com, but I don’t think the Free Shipping applies.

 
wit all da honeys singin, "Let me ride"