What’s better than calling in sick catching a game at Fenway? Calling in sick and catching a game at Fenway and having a few sips of the barley WITHOUT having to wait in line for 15 minutes to get a $8 10 oz beer that you’ll spill have of on your way back to your seat. The Beer Belly is going to make that possible for me this season.
With this concealable camelback for you stomach you can hold 80 oz (or about 6.5 brews) under your shirt. Security check… no big deal, because unlike trying to shove beer cans down your pants the Beer Belly is soft and full of liquid so it feels home grown. Sure you can tell the difference if you really try, but if the guard is spending that much time caressing your midsection you have bigger problems than getting caught smuggling beers into a game.
I would go with a strong mixed drink because at least you can throw some ice cubes in there to keep it cold.
Warm beer = Nasty
Double nasty getting warm on your sweaty stomach.
Good point Jayle. That is an essential factor being left out, we need a cooling system for this bad boy.
haven’t you idiots heard of a camel back before?? it keeps that shit cold, hence no need for ice cubes to keep it cold. Idiots.
The main advantage to the beer belly is stealth. To be able to swindle the establishment at sports arenas without them knowing. The camelback offers nothing at all when considering the circumstances of stealth.
YOU are an idiot.
Kudos to adding ice to a mixed drink. Beer wouldn’t work too well unless you can drink real fast.
What’s wrong with ice in beer? That’s how they drink it in Asia.
oh and, NOT AN IDIOT, you are are and idiot, camel back wouldn’t cut it.
I believe NOT AN IDIOT was trying to say that the Camelbak (at least the ones I was issued) have a foil type lining in it that keeps things hot or cold- whatever you need and I’m sure this is the same. Also it looks like its made of neoprene which in and of itself is an insulator so really you should be able to rock beer in it without it getting too warm, this is a pretty awesome idea though I don’t think I’d use it. The real questions are a) why do people always argue on the internet? And b) how drunk do you want to get during the game? As a Yankee fan I’d have to fill that sucker up with Sailor Jerry and Coke in order to sit through a BoSox game. Just had to get a shot in there.
What’s wrong with ice in beer?
Nice post. Site took a few seconds to be able to fill, but well worth the wait.