Bustin Heads and Stayin Dry with the Umbuster

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Banks in supermarkets… cameras, GPS, mp3 players in your phone…a treadmill and a desk?  We love jamming several useful objects into one even more useful object, and vigilantes like to stay dry so, BAM! we have the Umbuster.  As designer Sruli Recht explains:

The Umbuster has been classified a Class 5 weapon by good and upright men and women of the Victorian Police.  To have and to hold this accessory requires a weapons licence and, or gun licence.

Personally I’d like to see a third product synergizing this compilation.  Maybe a PEZ dispenser, or better yet a flask.  Get drunk, stay dry and deliver some serious beat downs, only when necessary of course.

3 Responses to “Bustin Heads and Stayin Dry with the Umbuster”

  1. J Thane says:

    I, for one, welcome the inevitable advent of the gunbrella.

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  2. Pizzaguy says:

    Woah, there. My husband said the exact same thing, the other day. Maybe it’s me who’s wrong after all.

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