The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

Is you hypochondria lacking in imagination?  Need inspiration?  The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You will have you and, consequently your doctor busy for hours.  This upgrade for your medical library will make your paranoia much more efficient.  Traditional medical books follow a litany of diagnosis steps.  This guide to self-diagnosis for hypochondriacs cuts out all the junk and directly links seemingly innocuous to the worst possible outcome… Dry mouth?  Your probably gonna die… loss of appetite?  Uh… cash in your chips…  itchy scalp?  Goodbye.