Emporio Armani Scorpion Quad-line Roller Skates

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I know what you’re thinking, not the most masculine item on the shelf. Let’s think this through, however. First off, if you are going to wear roller skates they better be designer. Second, it is by far a better alternative to those damn Heelies.Third, when you rock and roll into the office on Monday like you’re the cock of the walk on your Scorpion Quad-lines people will know you’ve gone off the deep end and are probably dangerous. That being said it is appealing to anyone with inclinations toward pure laziness. The mechanical advantage of the wheel is proved quite useful over the ages. So strap one on each foot and roll away like it’s going out of style!

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