Motorola’s RAZR2 Will Get You Laid

The RAZR2 is a tickly little delight in your clammy little paw. The super thin, wide screen, big pimpin RAZR2 comes with touch screen controls, Linux based platform, Motorola’s Crystal Talk technology, and even a luxury snake skin gold plated edition. Some other cool features are a vibration tactile feedback feature that lets you know you have activated a touch screen control, full HTML browser, and a 2 MP camera. The new law of evolution states that a mate is chosen on the features of their mobile device…don’t be left holding your primitive hack job cell in your clumsy cave man hand.