Buy one, read it, practice it, brag about it, and be condescending to those less informed. This is a no-brainer for any man with half a wit about him. Mixing a quality drink for the pals or concocting some poofy silly sweet Moco-Choco Landfill Super Slider Rainbow Tear Drop girly drink for that fly little damsel you’re trying to land is always a top priority. Your grandfather didn’t take shrapnel in Northern Africa so you could scratch your head when asked to mix a Caribbean Ginger Zing!
