May 9, 2008
This revolutionary bike weighs next to nothing, packs a whopping 0 HP, 0 lbs of torque yet has 0 emissions. How is this possible? It is made completely out of paper. You can download the plans for this paper craft MT-01 model on Yamaha Motors Japan and make it yourself. The site actually has a number of realistic paper craft projects so if motorsports isn’t your cup of tea, how about a Japanese River Otter?
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May 7, 2008
Looking for some sick skills to present to the ladies? Well if you’re a worn out buster who needs some spring in his step check out the Powerisers from SkyRunners. These Jumper Stilts are finely constructed and “better than the Chinese models” with superior strength, balance, and durability. These are elemental components if you plan on doing front flips over traffic. The Powerisers are also touted as being great exercise equipment that will let you lose pounds from the “adrenal rush of putting them on and standing up.” Once fitted into a pair rated for your weight range you can run faster, jump farther, flip higher than ever before.
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Apr 21, 2008
They’re back…
To commemorate the 30 year anniversary of the iconic game Space Invaders the original programmer, Taito, teamed up with 55DSL to create a modern remix of the game, Space Invaders World War, and a limited edition t-shirt. Apparently the world has been swallowed in darkness (I just thought it was April showers) and we have to blow away some Space Invaders to get back our captured light. The game is free on the web but the t-shirts are available for a limited time only at selected Diesel Stores. The NY store will only have them available from 7-9 pm on April 30th, so get there early!
Play the game…
Apr 10, 2008
I know what you’re thinking, not the most masculine item on the shelf. Let’s think this through, however. First off, if you are going to wear roller skates they better be designer. Second, it is by far a better alternative to those damn Heelies.Third, when you rock and roll into the office on Monday like you’re the cock of the walk on your Scorpion Quad-lines people will know you’ve gone off the deep end and are probably dangerous. That being said it is appealing to anyone with inclinations toward pure laziness. The mechanical advantage of the wheel is proved quite useful over the ages. So strap one on each foot and roll away like it’s going out of style!
Mar 30, 2008
Over a year old but still relevant, and hilarious! Of course now it should be noted that Obama was against the iPhone from the beginning, Clinton says he doesn’t have enough experience to use one and McCain already preordered the iRan.
Mar 25, 2008
What’s better than calling in sick catching a game at Fenway? Calling in sick and catching a game at Fenway and having a few sips of the barley WITHOUT having to wait in line for 15 minutes to get a $8 10 oz beer that you’ll spill have of on your way back to your seat. The Beer Belly is going to make that possible for me this season.
With this concealable camelback for you stomach you can hold 80 oz (or about 6.5 brews) under your shirt. Security check… no big deal, because unlike trying to shove beer cans down your pants the Beer Belly is soft and full of liquid so it feels home grown. Sure you can tell the difference if you really try, but if the guard is spending that much time caressing your midsection you have bigger problems than getting caught smuggling beers into a game.
Mar 23, 2008
(from JavisLounge.com)
While I don’t speak Korean I think it is safe to say that this is either the North Koreans’ way of making math interesting to horny 15 year olds or it is a sexual harassment training manual (not sure if it’s a how to, or a don’t do manual).
Mar 21, 2008
Here is my suggested design (please disregard the bad photoshopping):
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Ok, since my original post yesterday I have decided that their design (pictured below) SUCKS! So I am posting my better design.
In it’s current form, you have your left hand on the fret buttons, and you strum the guitar on the touch screen with your right…AWKWARD!!! Here is my idea which I believe is genius:
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Mar 20, 2008
Give man’s best a friend a new object of affection, besides your leg. The Hotdoll from the design studio of Feel Addicted gives Sparky something to grind on, dominate, and utterly defile (lucky bastard!). This inflatable love toy comes in black and white although I’m sure your pooch wouldn’t discriminate. The Hotdoll is bound to attract the attention of your K-9 and your friends. So eupgrade your pet and save your pillows from the red rocket attack with the Hotdoll hump dummy.
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Mar 20, 2008
SEE OUR UPDATED POST ON GUITAR HERO FOR DS, CLICK HERE
You can’t stop Rock n’ Roll, and some would say you can stop Guitar Hero as this pop phenomenon. Activision announced that it plans to bring Guitar Hero to the handheld world with Nintendo DS. Great idea, I’d love to take my face melting rock & roll skills on the road! I only have one question, how is it going to work. IGN explains…
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