As Michael Scott puts it…

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

Now we have a source for the best possible information on whiskey in Whiskipedia.org.  Started by Ian Buxton of The Whiskey Channel back in January, the site is still young but should shape up into a fine place for us to waste our time between benders.

So you think you’re a tough guy. Can you walk 5 days through the desert after your horse has died of thirst? Can you build a cabin with no tools except your brawn and back hair? Can you rip Tequila out of a gun barrel straight to your skull? Hijos de Villa delivers 100% Blue Agave Tequila in a 200mL gun shaped bottle. Great gimmick to take some shots from, literally!

I must have watched this movie 66 times in a row. Based in West Texas, which figures as a character in and of itself, we follow the story of a drug deal gone awesomely awry. The Coen Brothers dropped some hot drama and action on us not to mention a slew of unforgettable characters. Javier Bardem plays Anton Chigur and is strangely appealing, although horrifying and confusing. Lewellyn Moss played by Josh Brolin (wasn’t he in Goonies!) is a capable Nam Vet after the loot and Tommy Lee Jones plays our experienced yet weary police marshal with a drawl I can’t stop playing in my head. If you haven’t seen this buy it, if you have seen you probably will buy it, and if you don’t like it I am speechless!

First rule of thumb when it comes to shopping for a submarine: at least 65 meters long, give or take. Second rule: 5000 sq ft living space…minimum. Third rule: we’re shooting for the 80 million dollar ball park range. With acrylic “view points” splashed around the hull’s design and 16 knot cruising speeds for making that New York to Monaco commute a little more bearable the Phoenix 1000 would make Captain Nemo soil his dive suit. Standard with any super sized luxury sub is a detachable exploratory mini-sub. Don’t fret because the Phoenix 1000 comes equipped with just such an amenity capable of plummeting to 610 meters. This super sub is designed, spec’d out, and awaiting a capable buyer with enough balls and loot to take deep sea diving to the next level.

This is a great date idea…most likely better than a night out at Chichi’s. Packed with plates, cutlery, glassware, and a reversible blanket with none other than twister printed on it. If there is one thing I am sure of it’s that girls love twister. So think of taking your steady date to the park, filling up on cheese, wine, cold cuts, subs, brownies, more wine then rolling the inflatable dice and contorting all over each other until one of you pukes. Sounds dreamy to me!

Buy one, read it, practice it, brag about it, and be condescending to those less informed. This is a no-brainer for any man with half a wit about him. Mixing a quality drink for the pals or concocting some poofy silly sweet Moco-Choco Landfill Super Slider Rainbow Tear Drop girly drink for that fly little damsel you’re trying to land is always a top priority. Your grandfather didn’t take shrapnel in Northern Africa so you could scratch your head when asked to mix a Caribbean Ginger Zing!

Sawadee! I love beer, I love Thailand, I love Thai girls, I love Muay Thai, and I love Thai beer. Chang rose quickly to the top of the beer podium in Thailand but if that doesn’t hold a lot of weight in your book, understood. However, Chang has also been awarded the Gold Medallion Award in Australia at the International Beer Competition. All that aside, any man of taste with a penchant for the exotic should be familiar with Chang. So crack open a Chang, elbow your pal in the face, and enjoy a truly special import.

There are some basic necessities any human requires to get through the day: food, water, shelter, and roughly 30 cigars. The anti-tobacco activists may lead you to believe this isn’t the Truth…don’t listen. The Zero Halliburton Ambassador Cigar Case is perfect for sustaining your nicotine requirements with class and unprecedented security. With an onboard digital hydrometer, an antifungal sponge, and anodized aluminum exterior in silver, black, or gold this puppy is starting to sound more like a high-tech flesh-light than a cigar carrier. So make your mother proud, your buddies jealous, and your ego swell with the Silver Ambassador Cigar Case by Halliburton, a name you can trust.

Is you hypochondria lacking in imagination?  Need inspiration?  The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You will have you and, consequently your doctor busy for hours.  This upgrade for your medical library will make your paranoia much more efficient.  Traditional medical books follow a litany of diagnosis steps.  This guide to self-diagnosis for hypochondriacs cuts out all the junk and directly links seemingly innocuous to the worst possible outcome… Dry mouth?  Your probably gonna die… loss of appetite?  Uh… cash in your chips…  itchy scalp?  Goodbye.

Casey has a fat ass. She’s a pretty cute brunette with a completely normal upper body, just with a big fat ass attached. She knows it’s fat and got a membership to my gym so she could go with me and “get cute tight buns.” She even toyed with the idea of getting a personal trainer and she bought an exercise book called The Daily Butt Regimen…

My buddy was just engaged, my girlfriend’s little sister is getting married, I am invited to three wedding already this summer, and it’s that time of year when every dude with a girlfriend is being badgered about when he’s going to take the plunge.

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