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The other night I was eating some Thai food and was dared to eat a spoon full of ground chili powder for 30 bucks…damn right I downed it! And sure enough I was sick most of the night and had a rough morning if [...]
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Finally someone has tapped into the power of soy to truly benefit the greater good. Purportedly for the first time in history 3 Vodka has used soy as an agent in their exquisitely distilled vodka. Although other grains were employed (but they’re keeping the [...]
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No these are not from Jeffery Dalmer’s pantry, they are from Kittiwat Unarrom’s art studio and unlike Dalmer’s delicacies, these are actually edible because they are made of bread and not human flesh. Unarrom is a fine art student and the son [...]
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This is a great date idea…most likely better than a night out at Chichi’s. Packed with plates, cutlery, glassware, and a reversible blanket with none other than twister printed on it. If there is one thing I am sure of it’s that girls love [...]
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Sawadee! I love beer, I love Thailand, I love Thai girls, I love Muay Thai, and I love Thai beer. Chang rose quickly to the top of the beer podium in Thailand but if that doesn’t hold a lot of weight in your book, [...]
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Casey has a fat ass. She’s a pretty cute brunette with a completely normal upper body, just with a big fat ass attached. She knows it’s fat and got a membership to my gym so she could go with me and “get cute tight [...]
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