Need a gift for your old lady’s birthday? Check out this hair dryer from Bathroom Graffiti. A powerful 1000 watt blow gun with on off switch by pulling the trigger. If I had long enough hair to blow dry I would think about getting this for myself. With the typical three modes of operation (hot, warm, and cool) your chick will look like Calamity Jane in the bathroom.

Upgrade your shave with the Hommage Madrid razor. This guy is a stand alone razor with an engineer designed body to balance on your counter top. Better still is the head’s adaptability to the Gillette Mach 3 replacement razors. With its superior finish, supple curves, and unique concept the Hommage Madrid will make you a stand out with that one night stand. Also, with its stainless steel construction of you won’t look like a dolt with a rusty razor in a pool of your own filth next to your sink. So upgrade from those flimsy orange Bics your mom bought you for Christmas and get a grown man’s razor with the Madrid.