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Jesus Saves T-Shirt…It’s True, He Does

Jesus Saves T-Shirt…It’s True, He Does

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Classic T with a hilarious print. CrazyDogTshirts (Built by Robot Dogs) gives Torsopants a run for their money. Piles of funny shirts for boys and girls alike. I think I’ll wear this one to mass on Sunday. Take that father!

Zanella Flat Front Pants: Italian, Wool, Ballin’

Zanella Flat Front Pants: Italian, Wool, Ballin’

Upgrade: $325
The sleek flat front finish on these Italian made trousers will give you that ‘in the know’ look. Crafted from virgin wool with a french fly and taped seems Zanella is throwin some class our way. No more waiting for a table, struggling [...]

High Tech Umbrella From Maserati

High Tech Umbrella From Maserati

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With the elegant Maserati insignia in plain white against the black canopy this umbrella exudes luxury. On the underside is the Maserati symbol in a tight symmetrical pattern. The tech part come in when its time to deploy or close the canopy. In [...]

Leatherman Argentum Collection

Leatherman Argentum Collection

Upgrade: $240-40000

Maybe a little steep for your run of the mill camping/fishing/hunting multi-tool but the Argentum Collection by Leatherman is truly in a league of its own. Featured above is the Charge Acanto:
The acanthus leaves on the Acanto hearken to the classic architectural ornamentation [...]

Gucci Men’s Sunglasses…Ballin’

Gucci Men’s Sunglasses…Ballin’

Upgrade: $375

These Gucci rectangular framed shades with gray gradient lenses will turn some heads down on the boardwalk. With the Gucci crest tastefully imprinted on the sides and adorned with silver hardware these suckers come in white, black, red, and tortoise. For the practical [...]

The T In T-Shirts Stands For Torsopants

The T In T-Shirts Stands For Torsopants

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You have to check out the Torsopants website. Therein you will behold some of the most hilarious and ridiculous T-Shirts our fair web has to offer. The creator, "Sunshine Megatron" (straight from the About Us page, if you can find it!), definitely [...]

The Santa Cruz Slip-On by Crocs

The Santa Cruz Slip-On by Crocs

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The Santa Cruz by Crocs Footwear are bona-fide ballin’ shoes. I have been wearing a pair for about a month now and feel light on my feet and nimble everywhere I take them. The uppers are a soft canvas with worn looking seams (available [...]

Cake Is Awesome T-Shirt

Cake Is Awesome T-Shirt

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I don’t think anyone can argue with the statement made on this shirt. Cake is indeed awesome! "Made with hard work, determination, and good old fashioned plastisol inks, 6-color screen print and a chino additive for softness." Designed by Matt "The Cake Comrade" [...]

R.A.G. White Linen Blazer

R.A.G. White Linen Blazer

Upgrade: $26

Look sassy this summer with R.A.G. New York Linen Blazer. This simple addition to your closet can transform any college punk looking jeans and t-shirt clad buffoon into Don Juan. In the classic three button style in crisp white, black, navy, or au natural [...]

The Colston Slip On By 100 Styles and Running

The Colston Slip On By 100 Styles and Running

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100 Styles and Running are in your face shoes like the guys that birthed these style monsters. The two man (brother) operation has a message to the “Cubicle jockeys far and wide: lace up and be counted.” The Colstons are for the modern day [...]

Timex Expedition E-Instrument Compass Watch

Timex Expedition E-Instrument Compass Watch

Upgrade: $175

Timex has paired the rugged styling of classic 1960’s Infantry watches with useful and unique analog features on the Expedition E-Instruments series. The E-Compass is cased in titanium with a dedicated electronic compass hand that can be set to the local magnetic declination. [...]

Bobber Shoes by Bed: Stu

Bobber Shoes by Bed: Stu

Upgrade: $75

“At BED:STU it’s not about where you came from, it’s about where you’ve decided to go.” The Bobber is an absurdly comfortable casual shoe with supple leather, worn mesh cotton, and gummy rubber all brought together to pad your feet all day long. I [...]

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