Archive for April, 2008

Hide Your Wires In Plain Sight with FlatWire’s Flat Wire

Hide Your Wires In Plain Sight with FlatWire’s Flat Wire

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I think we all know that a ballin home theater system must be on display sans unsightly furniture.  The problem is that usually means punching holes in your wall to hide the wires, which your landlord may not like, or not hiding [...]

Casulo Apartment to Go - Everything You Need In One Box

Casulo Apartment to Go - Everything You Need In One Box

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Mobile phones, mobile computers, mobile offices… we are a culture on the move.  I used to move at least once a year, and I hated it, lugging flimsy cardboard boxes, awkward furniture… in fact on of the only reasons I am [...]

Emporio Armani Scorpion Quad-line Roller Skates

Emporio Armani Scorpion Quad-line Roller Skates

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I know what you’re thinking, not the most masculine item on the shelf. Let’s think this through, however. First off, if you are going to wear roller skates they better be designer. Second, it is by far a better alternative to those damn [...]

Your Crew Blows T-Shirt

Your Crew Blows T-Shirt

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When I saw this it was love at first sight! This is a perfect piece of apparel for that little league game, friendly company softball, or some pick-up b-ball down at the park. From Jeepney we get all sorts of urban gems that [...]

Yacht-Rock Kicks: The Colston Loafers

Yacht-Rock Kicks: The Colston Loafers

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The Colston from 100 Styles and Running are droppin’ some hot flavor on your feet. With full grain leather, two tone black and white with red interior the Colston sounds more like a sports car than a loafer. Whether you’re crusin’ the [...]

JBL Synthesis K2 S9800, You’ll Never Be the Same

JBL Synthesis K2 S9800, You’ll Never Be the Same

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Enjoy the luxury of absolute face melting sound in your home theater.  With their Pure beryllium compression drivers, AquaPlas coated woofers and ultra high performance Solen capacitors the JBL Synthesis K2 S9800s have the power to register a small earthquake on the [...]

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

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Is you hypochondria lacking in imagination?  Need inspiration?  The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You will have you and, consequently your doctor busy for hours.  This upgrade for your medical library will make your paranoia much more efficient.  Traditional medical books [...]

Stiloso Headphones by Boosted

Stiloso Headphones by Boosted

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Personally if I see another pair of white cords sticking out of someone’s ears I’m going to vomit all over myself. Be a big baller with the Stilosos Headphones by Boosted. Boosted is creating a more personalized and hip image with such [...]

Morbidly Awesome Hanging Lamp - Colgao

Morbidly Awesome Hanging Lamp - Colgao

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This little guy gives new meaning to the term hanging lamp.  From the twisted minds at Studio enPieza comes the "Colgao" ("hung" in spanish) lamp.  It’s a little pricey but forsake incandescent soul is hand made in Spain, and will sure to [...]

Nokia Tube Coming Soon. iPhone Killer? Probably Not

Nokia Tube Coming Soon. iPhone Killer? Probably Not

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Everyone’s buzzing about the latest "iPhone Killer", the Nokia Tube.  First off let me say I hate the term "iPhone Killer".  There hasn’t been a single phone that has even come close to matching the iPhone’s stature as the Tickle Me Elmo [...]

The Macessity LowKey Apple Display Stand

The Macessity LowKey Apple Display Stand

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Leave it to the Maconites over at Macessity to make a "cool" looking monitor stand for your desktop.  If you are a Bud drinking, Camaro drivin, PC user like myself you’ll probably stick with what you’ve got.  If you are a latte [...]

The Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

The Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

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The only thing more embarrassing than having to park your own Ferrari, is parking it on the street next to an identical quarter million dollar car.  You don’t drop that kind of cash to just join the crowd.  Ferrari has taken note of [...]

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